Now I Am There (2019) Review

Now I Am There is an okay platformer with a buggy teleportation mechanic. Sometimes you’ll get stuck, sometimes you’ll die when you teleport, and sometimes it won’t teleport you where you wanted. 4/10


WAR GHOST (2019) Review

WAR GHOST is some type of cheap strategy game, complete with a convoluted UI and distorted sound effects that play for no reason. Calling it Early Access would be generous, but it’s not. 2/10


Ricecakers (2019) Review

Ricecakers is an arena battle game where you pick up objects and attack. I can’t recommend single-player, but even multiplayer isn’t great since you just run into your opponents to attack them. 4/10


Kiki’s Adventure (2019) Review

Kiki’s Adventure is a slow paced platformer with poor English and hitboxes that do not behave the way you would expect them to. Some of the graphics look off, like the dad having a huge head. 3/10


Tank Nova (2019) Review

EA: Tank Nova is a weird tank vs. bugs game with no direction and unexplained controls. If you have more than one monitor, the game is hard to play since your mouse will keep leaving the window. 4/10


TV189 (2019) Review

In TV189, you wander through a barren, foggy city in search of groups of soldiers that are protecting a key. The gameplay is rough at best, and I’ve seen other games use the same template. 3/10


Zombie Road Rider (2019) Review

EA: Zombie Road Rider is a very rough game where you drive through zombies to rescue people and drop them off at shelters. There are typos in the controls, and my car got stuck in a circle loop. 3/10


EasyPianoGame (2019) Review

EA: EasyPianoGame is a MIDI-based game, where you need to press up to eight keys on your keyboard in time with the notes. It’s basically a MIDI player with a button tapping game overlaid. 4/10


Alive Hunter (2019) Review

Alive Hunter is a game that takes pride in how badly designed it is. I got the car stuck in two walls down an alley. I also managed to make the game freeze due to car crash particle effect spam. 4/10


Nothing! (2019) Review

Nothing! is an utter waste of time that masquerades as a commentary on Steam, in the form of a visual novel. It’s not worth my time to say more. 1/10